Jackalope Report: Season 2
JACK: Ah, ready to wake up now, are you? It’s surprising just how much you three managed to sleep through. But you weren’t hurt or anything, were you? No lingering sluggishness, or… oddness?
JACK: Good, good. I thought so.
JACK: No, no, you’re perfectly safe from all the prisoners! No matter how you may have judged them. Or how you will judge them.
JACK: And you don’t have to worry about little old me…
JACK: So! Let’s see how everyone responded to their verdicts this time.
JACK: Prisoner 001 - Emily Lewenhock. You voted her “unforgiven,” and her ideas have been rejected. Again.
JACK: She’s made herself rather scarce as a result… But she hasn’t gotten into more trouble. That’s exactly what you wanted, isn’t it? A little boring… But at least you’re doing your job.
JACK: Prisoner 002 - Andrew Edgeworth. You voted him “unforgiven,” and his ideas have been rejected.
JACK: He looked pretty funny trying to get around with his arms tied, but mostly seemed to accept his fate.
JACK: Though he still got roped into some, ah, shenanigans. I’ll get to those in a bit.
JACK: Prisoner 003 - Suzune Gikou. You voted her “forgiven,” and her ideas have been affirmed again.
JACK: As such, she had no trouble helping to organize a little art show for her fellow prisoners. A little dull, but at least it did humiliate Vincent!
JACK: And her tension with Vincent has certainly increased. If this keeps up, maybe something interesting will finally happen…
JACK: Prisoner 004 - Tatsuko Onizuka. You voted her “unforgiven,” and her ideas have been rejected again.
JACK: This go-around it seems to have done the trick for you, Ei! No more fires since you were last awake!
JACK: Of course, all we can do is reject her way of thinking. It’s up to her if she changes it, or merely keeps plotting for a better time…
JACK: Prisoner 005 - Sylas Grey. You voted him “forgiven,” and his ideas have been affirmed again.
JACK: As such, he assisted Suzune with the art auction, including some pieces of his own that were… well, I suppose artistic. Maybe you should ask to see some of them.
JACK: You could also ask him about your vodka, Bea, but I’m afraid he’s not the one who kept it…
JACK: What? Me? Of course not. Jackrabbits don’t drink.
JACK: Prisoner 006 - Vincent Churchwell. You voted him “forgiven,” and his ideas have been affirmed this time.
JACK: Not that he seems to have figured out what to do about that beyond embarrassing himself… At least Kaoru seems to be enjoying it.
JACK: Enough to recruit Vincent into helping break down your door, by the way. Quite a bit of strength he has to offer, isn’t it? It would be a shame if bad influences led him down the wrong path with it…
JACK: Prisoner 007 - Hikaru Suzuki. You voted him “unforgiven,” and his ideas have been rejected this time.
JACK: I suppose that’s why he was so desperate to pry a drink out of poor Sylas’s hands… But nothing wrong with a little squabble between men!
JACK: He made drinks for the auction as well, so he hasn’t given up completely on playing nice…
JACK: Or just being nice? That’s for you to judge.
JACK: Prisoner 008 - Eloise Carter. You voted her “forgiven.”
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JACK: Prisoner 009 - Robert McCay. You voted him “forgiven,” and his ideas have been affirmed this time.
JACK: Robert’s ideas, that is, and he seems pretty pleased about that. As for little Joe… He may not seem so confident any more. But is that for better or for worse? It seems a bit dangerous for a murderer to have too much confidence…
JACK: Prisoner 010 - Akemi Kuro. You voted her “forgiven,” and her ideas have been affirmed again.
JACK: This hasn’t kept her away from Kaoru’s influence, mind you. If anything, it’s just gotten her in deeper, what with demanding to be informed of his schemes and machinations…
JACK: So she was a key player in breaking into your room as well. To keep an eye on things, presumably, although Bow-Wow still…
JACK: Well! In any case, she’s still been behaving well enough elsewhere.
JACK: Prisoner 011 - Bow-Wow. You voted him “forgiven,” and his ideas have been affirmed again.
JACK: It seems it’s given him the freedom to grow up a bit! Getting tattoos, learning horrific murder details…
JACK: Granted, he’s still enough of a child to go sticking hands in dangerous places, but! I suppose it had no lasting effects. Certainly not compared to the earlier points.
JACK: Prisoners 012 - Nobuko and Shiori Yoshida. You voted them “forgiven,” and their ideas have been affirmed this time.
JACK: Even unrestrained, they’ve continued to be rather well-behaved prisoners. Do they even know another way of life? Will another forgiven verdict finally teach them? Your guess is as good as mine, I’m afraid.
JACK: Prisoner 013 - Kaoru Naito. You voted him “forgiven,” and his ideas have been affirmed this time.
JACK: Perhaps that let him be an even more active participant in all the trouble! Was that what you were hoping for, Sie? If so, well-voted.
JACK: Aside from fooling around masterminding the break-in, he also managed to acquire Bow-Wow’s gun at the auction! I’m sure there won’t be any consequences…
JACK: Did you like the little surprise he left you? Why, I’d almost say he’s a man after my own heart… if he hadn’t picked me up like I’m some child’s toy!
JACK: Well, it’s finally time. The third and last set of projections awaits. The deepest reaches of our prisoners’ souls laid bare, their true crimes brought to light– will you vote with your minds, your hearts, your principles, or… other means?
JACK: Doesn’t matter all that much to me! Just remember, once you cast your votes this time, there’s no going back.
JACK: Questions? Oh, you know how I am about questions. All will be revealed in due time~
JACK: Let the final trial commence! Ahahaha!